Rose: Ok. You didn't maintain a hundred beats per minute. And the ambulance didn't arrive because no body called 911. So you lost 'em.
Dwight Schrute: Ok. He's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?
Rose: I have no idea.
Phyllis: We bury him.
Dwight Schrute: Wrong. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one we only have minutes to harvest.
Creed: He has no wallet, I checked.
Michael Scott: He is an organ donor.
Dwight Schrute: [excitedly] He is? Give me some ice in a Styrofoam bucket. [removes a hunting knife from his ankle and cuts open the dummy] We search for the organs! [digging around inside] Where's the heart? The precious heart.
(after Dwight proceeds to remove the dummy's face and immitate Hannibal Lecter...)
David Wallace: Can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy.
Dwight Schrute: I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie, and it turns out, it's pretty realistic.
Best Office scene ever.
3 comments:
We were DYING laughing over this last night--Brendan and Camryn thought it was especially funny for some reason.
I just have to ask...best Office scene ever because of the hilarity or because Dwight pulled a hunting knife from an ankle holster?
Michael: "If we found a person without any arms or legs, would it be worth saving them? I mean, what kind of quality of life are we talking about here?"
Kevin: "I'd like to live without any legs."
Michael: "Kevin, you are the equivalent of living without any arms or legs. You don't do anything."
I AGREE %100. BEST OFFICE SCEN EVER. NO ARGUMENT.
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