D's Pics

I was collecting pictures to re-enter the photo contest when I became eligible again but the contest has been discontinued so I can open my vault and make them public. Here's some of my favorites.

Rose: Ok. You didn't maintain a hundred beats per minute. And the ambulance didn't arrive because no body called 911. So you lost 'em.

Dwight Schrute: Ok. He's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?

Rose: I have no idea.

Phyllis: We bury him.

Dwight Schrute: Wrong. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one we only have minutes to harvest.

Creed: He has no wallet, I checked.

Michael Scott: He is an organ donor.

Dwight Schrute: [excitedly] He is? Give me some ice in a Styrofoam bucket. [removes a hunting knife from his ankle and cuts open the dummy] We search for the organs! [digging around inside] Where's the heart? The precious heart.

(after Dwight proceeds to remove the dummy's face and immitate Hannibal Lecter...)


David Wallace: Can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy.

Dwight Schrute: I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie, and it turns out, it's pretty realistic.


Best Office scene ever.