Monday, February 2, 2009



Rose: Ok. You didn't maintain a hundred beats per minute. And the ambulance didn't arrive because no body called 911. So you lost 'em.

Dwight Schrute: Ok. He's dead. Anyone know what we do next? Anybody? Rose?

Rose: I have no idea.

Phyllis: We bury him.

Dwight Schrute: Wrong. Check for an organ donor card. If he has one we only have minutes to harvest.

Creed: He has no wallet, I checked.

Michael Scott: He is an organ donor.

Dwight Schrute: [excitedly] He is? Give me some ice in a Styrofoam bucket. [removes a hunting knife from his ankle and cuts open the dummy] We search for the organs! [digging around inside] Where's the heart? The precious heart.

(after Dwight proceeds to remove the dummy's face and immitate Hannibal Lecter...)


David Wallace: Can you tell me why you had to cut the face off the dummy.

Dwight Schrute: I didn't think it was very realistic in the movie, and it turns out, it's pretty realistic.


Best Office scene ever.

3 comments:

Stephanie said...

We were DYING laughing over this last night--Brendan and Camryn thought it was especially funny for some reason.

em said...

I just have to ask...best Office scene ever because of the hilarity or because Dwight pulled a hunting knife from an ankle holster?

Hermana Gracee Sue said...

Michael: "If we found a person without any arms or legs, would it be worth saving them? I mean, what kind of quality of life are we talking about here?"
Kevin: "I'd like to live without any legs."
Michael: "Kevin, you are the equivalent of living without any arms or legs. You don't do anything."

I AGREE %100. BEST OFFICE SCEN EVER. NO ARGUMENT.