Skills, like Napoleon but different.

After moving to our new place I discovered that we have to share our porch with a neighbor. I took it upon myself to take care of it. My long dormant snaring and trapping abilities were awakened by the smell of pines and visions of mountains. The old figure four (google it, you'll see) worked like a charm and now I have a very scared neighbor who still shares my porch with me. We still see him from time to time. He's lucky it was only a cardboard box I had land on him.

Rob Wood wherever you are, I hope I've done you proud.